It all started when I accidentally stepped in it.
Literally.
At first, I was shocked. Confused. Paralyzed.
I had victim guilt. I kept asking myself:
“Why me? Why now? Why this shoe?”
I tried to clean it up, but the more I tried, the worse it got.
That’s when it hit me — this is what everyone’s been talking about.
People say: “Don’t just search for startup ideas. Look for real problems.”
Well, here it was. A real, tangible, smelly problem.
A $100M problem.
So I built a solution.
Introducing Oh Shit, No Shit — the world’s first premium service for… well, dealing with exactly this.
The pricing? Simple.
🥿 $1,000 per shoe.
Because that’s exactly the amount of pain I’d need to go through to do it again.
The business model is bulletproof:
1,000 shitty shoes × $1,000 = $1M.
Now that’s scalable stink.
Experience the future of footwear recovery:
https://absurd.website/oh-shit-no-shit/
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